Mommed_It

This literally just happened to me after I was trying to be a nice mom and clean up all my kids books. Then what happens? My tornado toddler wakes up from his nap and goes and throws them all off their shelves... 😒 #thankskid #mommedit #whydoitry #domomshaveamnesia

Pretty much. 😳 [ @loud_momma ] #mommedit #notallaboutthatmess

Every time 🙄 #mommedit #doyouwanttocloseyoureyes #sleepchild #layasstillaspossible #ifellasleep #notmychild

Valid point. 🤔 [ @parentingfailz ] #mommedit #sometimes #anangel #maybeatsomepoint

Who will survive?? I feel like it’s a WWE smack down half the time. #mommedit #littlegirls #icantakeher #maybe #shesprettystrong #withherattitude #tryme

Just any amount of children. Where did my brain go?? #mommedit #kidsdidthis #mommybrain #mushed #fried #scrambled #overeasy #hardboiled #howwouldyoulikeyourbrains

...and I have both. If you see me napping, please do not disturb. #mommedit #exhausted #randomnaps #allthetime #tornadoboy #talkativegirl #theytagteam

I do what I can. [ @rebelcircus ] #tornadochildren #theydowhattheywant #apparently #ihavenoauthoritymostdays

I’ve never wanted to be laundry so bad in my life. 🧺 [ @stamfordmommy ] #laundry #itsquiet #itsdark #itswarm #andcomforting

Preach 🙌🏼 #donttestme #gangstermom #littlegirls #thinktheyresobig #theygotbigmouths

It’s not all fun and games anymore. #mommedit #theagingprocessisreal #itstartssoyoung #kidsdidthistoome #blamethekids #noshame 😉

Had to recreate this beauty for all of you. 4 and a half years later, I decided to get ready for the day. #mommedit #pizzainparkcity #eatandfeed #exhausted #vs #exhaustedbutcleanedup #shestoobignow #amomsgottadowhatamomsgottado #thepizzaistoogoodtotakeabreak

Exactly how I feel while carrying my toddler. He is half my length already! My toddler is an average size, I’m not. #mommedit #shortpeopleproblems #smallmoms #itsastruggle #whoneedsthegym #ihaveatoddler #icantseeinfrontofme

Sometimes they turn out great and other times you just get an A for effort... I don’t know 🤷🏼‍♀️ #mommedit #firstborn #testchild #theexperiment

My style has taken a turn since having children, especially when I think I won’t see anyone in public. 🙄 #mommedit #style #clothes #cantremebershowering #myhairsufferedtoo #parenthood

I feel like this should be a real life picture, because then it would be my real life. #mommedit #deathgrip #ithinkimbald #myhairissodesired #letscountthebaldspots #yourhairisnotsafe

I laughed way too hard at this, because it’s true! 😂 [ @mommymemest ] #mommedit #seduce #comegetit #hotstuff #lingerieofchoice #thisisnttherightway

Throw in a dash of target and it’s a win! #mommedit #homeawayfromhome #chuckecheeseformoms #icouldspendalldayinthere #justlooking #justdreaming #passingtime

Yes, I am laughing at my child. But in all fairness, he provides great entertainment. #mommedit #itwashilarious #dontworry #hediditonpurpose #toldya #goodentertainment #heknowshesfunny #noinjuriesforhim #justmydaughter #ididntlaughather

But here’s the crazy thing... I did just that yesterday! 😳That never happens, is the apocalypse happening?? I must have been desperate to have my laundry done. [ @foreverymom ] #mommedit #laundryday #laundrydecade #notafanoflaundry #mykidsallowedmetodolaundry

Valentines Day accuracy. #mommedit #kids #amiright #sothisislove #wouldnttradeit #valentinesday

I’ve tried to explain this to my children multiple times, but they don’t seem to get it. 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️ #mommedit #amispeakingenglish #itsliketheyretoolittle #nothatsnotit #imright #nomorebuts

We love footie/one-piece pajamas, but man does it test your patience sometimes. #mommedit #footiepajamas #bendtheknee #getyourfootupthere #thiscallsforpatience #anydaynow

Being sympathetic is sometimes hard when you were right. 😉 #mommedit #listentomommy #momiswise #youarenot #obviously #norewardfornotlistening #ideservethesucker